IT WOULD SEEM YOU QUALIFY FOR ENTRY INTO THE MENTALISTS CLUB
YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH, EVERYBODY IS OUT TO GET YOU. AND YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO SHOUT RANDOM THINGS AT PEOPLE - AFTER ALL THEY DESERVE IT DON'T THEY!!! AND THAT SQUIRREL THAT HAS BEEN STARING AT YOU FOR THE PAST 5 SECONDS IS ACTUALLY A SENTIENT LANDMINE.